Friday, October 20, 2006 :]
1st thief: Oh! The police are here. Quick! Jump out of the window
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact, I'm just the right person inthis case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!
Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, madam, either a 2B or not 2B."
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters whowill be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she saywhen u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong: "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong: "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.
"'Unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' isa sick eagle."
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's thevery bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would youlike to hear first?Patient: Well... The bad news first...
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both ofthem.
Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer onyour slippers.
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"
WEll, they are funny. Copy from a forum.. hope u guys enjoy n luff ur heart out!
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Thursday, October 12, 2006 :]
Today is me! my birthday!!!! Thankx everyone!! Thanks to Qiu Ping for that skin food.. Thanks to Nic for the taiwan pressiz.. Thanks to Ben'z and his fren for so call celebrating for me yesterday, Thanks to everyone and also those who remember my Birthday like Hui Xian, Xing and ppl from sgclub! So shock tt actually alot of ppl remember my birthday! Wow.. So touchy!!! Well, update again :)
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Monday, October 02, 2006 :]
ok.. i skip school today.. not on purpose becuz i actually slp at 8pm previously! anyway, i think i hurt my spine.. its hurting...Had my hair rebond.. i juz cant seems to get use to it! oh god.. i think i look weird... anyway, heard tt quite a number of ppl fail today n Lai Bew Meng is one of them who fail my classmates! Looks like she is getting lots of hate mails and bad feedbacks on our evaluation form! haha.. Well, guess i m a little luckier bcuz i pass under her! She did not scold me, she try to prom me.. And she actually SMILE m amzing huh? Well, good luck to Qiu Ping on this coming wednesday. Nic n i will be out there supporting u!Going out wif Max zech tml.. And hope he rmb to being along my chequE! haha... dun tear them up ok?
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~ Juliana aka Wenzi aka liwen aka Lanelle
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~ My Family
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